I hack the server and take complete control and change the logged IP address to someone elses.
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The user below has that IP address.
I take a bath in the soap it creates
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The user below is accused of trolling by Catelite
That accusation was made in a forum game called "Ban the person above you."
The next user is turned into a strangelet.
I live happily as a human strangelet as I turned anything I touch into one.
The next user is the first to be touched by me.
I join the cult and become another happily living human strangelet.
The next user bellow is crushed by pistons against a wall.
Using my strangelet powers I give off enough energy to destroy the Anti-Spiral Mugann.
The next user is hit by that energy in the form of heat.