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I changed my post

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Thankfully it's a 20 km zone.

I stab the next user I see

Thankfully it was a dud, and next to me not heading too me.

I cut through the straps with my plasma knife and swim to the surface.

The next user is placed in the game mortal combat, and has to remember the right button combo in order to survive.

I have a 120 GB hard drive in my skull that never deletes, so I instantly remember the button combo.

The next user is teleported back to the Big Bang.

I come the matter excess and allow the universe to become the one we see today. Much later, I'm going to be called "God" by humans.

A mathematician finds a proof that the next user doesn't exist.

After trial and error, the mathematician finds out that I do exist.

The next user is then vaporised by a antimatter bomb that detonated right next to the user.

User stops time with his magic stop watch, and places the bomb nexto the detonator.

The next users is in the bottom a 200ft long well when 200tonnes of sand is being dumped on him

Turns out that 200ft deep well was actually the entrance to my underground base. I just walk through the door into my base before the sand reaches the bottom of the well and blocks it.

The next user falls onto the surface of a neutron star, where the matter in their body is spread around the entire surface of the star.

I get streched, burnt, broken and turned to dust, and die in agony. Eventualy however my atoms reform in the same alignment billions of years later by chance.

The next user is left to their own devices, much further in the future when the universe has spread out too much and the 2 closest photons are millions of light years away. All atoms have long since broken down to smaller forms.

I'm an up quark! :)

All of the next person's atoms get mutated by gamma rays.