[11:58:58] <boxmein> Ristovski: > walk into school
[11:59:00] <Ristovski> boxmein: check out me mouse mate, Gigabyte force m7
[11:59:02] <boxmein> Ristovski: > class starts in 2min
[11:59:39] <boxmein> Ristovski: > notes into onenote
[11:59:40] <boxmein> Ristovski: > internet goes down
[11:59:40] <boxmein> Ristovski: > need to access yt for class prez stuff
[11:59:40] <boxmein> Ristovski: > everyone having school wifi issues
[11:59:40] <boxmein> Ristovski: > idea
[11:59:40] <boxmein> Ristovski: > reach into bag
[11:59:44] <boxmein> Ristovski: > feel the smooth plastic in my hand
[12:00:23] <boxmein> Ristovski: > detach the cap thing
[12:00:23] <boxmein> Ristovski: > it softly stumbles down into ba
[12:00:23] <boxmein> Ristovski: > pull bag out
[12:00:23] <boxmein> Ristovski: pull out of bag*
[12:00:23] <boxmein> Ristovski: > by now everyone's eyes on me
[12:00:23] <boxmein> Ristovski: > lift it above head in triumph
[12:00:27] <boxmein> Ristovski: > light ray comes from between window
[12:00:33] <boxmein> Ristovski: > directly hits the net dongle
[12:00:37] <boxmein> Ristovski: > faint chorus sounds
[12:00:42] <boxmein> Ristovski: > everyone blinded
[12:00:44] <boxmein> Ristovski: > lower the device
[12:00:46] <boxmein> Ristovski: > put in usb
[12:00:54] <boxmein> Ristovski: > dramatic pause
[12:00:56] <boxmein> Ristovski: > 2s later
[12:00:59] <boxmein> Ristovski: > full 4g coverage
[12:01:04] <boxmein> eof
[12:01:05] <Ristovski> boxmein
[12:01:10] <Ristovski> 13/10
[12:01:47] <boxmein> Ristovski: > some people start clapping
[12:01:49] <boxmein> Ristovski: > joined by more
[12:02:01] * Catelite` (~Deluge@*) has joined #powder
[12:02:02] <boxmein> Ristovski: > teacher wept one single electromagnetic tear
[12:02:11] <boxmein> Ristovski: > get $100% from teacher because of sheer beauty


[21:14:53] <iam> what if i told you that you could hold your breath for the rest of your life
[21:15:27] <iam> give a man fire and he's warm for a night, light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life
[21:16:03] <iam> of you laid out everyone around the equator, most of them would drown
[21:16:45] <Endymion> iam, thank you.
[21:17:13] <iam> Endymion: i'm here all night
[21:17:33] <Endymion> iam, I want more
[21:17:55] * jacob1 demands MORE
[21:17:57] <iam> artist found dead in home, details are... sketchy
[21:17:59] <iam> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[21:18:01] <jacob1> :D
[21:18:13] <Endymion> :D