good thing i could get my consciousness transfered to my spare body while it was happening

the next user is inside a giant centrifuge spinning at mach 100

I happen to be a single atom, so the centrifuge's speed does not affect me.

The next user is converted into a piece of steel, which is then used as part of a railroad track.

I become a piece of steel, which was then used as part of a railroad track. 

The next user is on the train when I dislodge myself from the tract, and derail the train.

@Oats (View Post)

Nice thinking Oats

I happen to be in the 100th of the train's 100 cars

the next user is inside the control room of the train and there were two trains passing-by its left and right in opposite direction when it happen and there is a anti-changeling force field testing near the train tracks

@TPTROXRLYITSTRUE (View Post)

 thats a heck of a horse running in front of a derailing train

and for question yes it's meant for him

but sadly your revolver don't have bullets so it makes a tick instead of a bang

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next user drunk a full glass of dest

I am made of CLNE so the world around me gets destroyed but I myself do not.

I enter !set type "next user" none into console

next is not a valid element, user is not a valid value

the next user is at ground space zero of the supernova of the biggest star in the universe

I am superman.

The next user is deep fried and eaten by an angry turkey.

But I was wearing a special EVA suit and busted out of the oily covering, and slashed my way out of the turkey.

The next user is on a commercial airplane, Gorilla Glued to their seat, clothes and all, about to crash into an active volcano.