@cj646464 (View Post)
Keep going like that and you will be.

I use a shield.

The next user's head is cut off in a dramatic and complicated way.

My head remains attached because the swinger got confused.

 

The next user is thrown down a well

It was a shallow well on Mars, so I survive thanks to the reduced gravity.

 

The next user is trapped in a universe composed of spambots.

Thankfully the spambots are of the comertial variety, and are actualy quite helpful.

 

The next user is locked inside a coffin, inside a cage, inside a secret room, inside a tomb, inside a pyramid, inside a bigger upside down pyramid, inside a gaint iron box, inside a colossal momument, on a rock, in space, in another galaxy, entering the centre of a black hole. 

The black hole is a worm hole and a end up on earth then I dig out with my amazing golden pickaxe!

 

The next user dies.

somebody revives me and siying is not an attack

 

the next user is trapped in the massive storm in jupiter "a.k.a. the giant red spot"

I die, thinking I'll kill the next user I see. A minute later I wake up from my coma in hospital. 

 

The next user is the doctor waking me up

I walk away.


The next user is next to a "Houdini" on AR-558. (ST:DS9: The Siege Of AR-558.)

I leave the planet, and then fire a red matter bomb onto the surface of AR-558, creating a black hole that destroys the planet.

 

The next user has every atom in their body turn into a radioactive isotope simultaneously.

Thankfully it was my spare body.

 

The next user has to has the cells of thier current body spread out, accross all of space.