Funny forum/IRC quotes thread
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+Switzerland: I am currently using a slab of marble tile as my mousepad.+Switzerland: I think I've finally made it in life.America: Im currently debating on whether or not to invade you, SwitzerlandAmerica: just for your marble mousepads+Switzerland: America: Your monuments have plenty of marble. Go to Tenessee or Vermont.America: But, we dont use that for mousepads
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Seriously, does nobody post here?
<Ristovski> CeeJayBee, >type 9/11 into google to get 9 divided by 11
<Ristovski> >get 11th of september stuff
<Ristovski> wtf
<CeeJayBee> Ristovski, god
<CeeJayBee> Ristovski, why the fuck is that day so important anyway
<Minotaur> Ristovski, they're watching you
<Ristovski> CeeJayBee, Idk man, some towers fell like, idk
<Ristovski> Some people say
<Ristovski> That it was all staged
<Ristovski> Everyone thinks so, but I think it was an coordinated attack
<Ristovski> Everything points to that fact
<Ristovski> Like, shit
<CeeJayBee> Ristovski, jet fuel can't melt dank memes
<Ristovski> Before they could do stuff like that,
<Ristovski> Everything had to be done by hand
<Ristovski> And now, ram a plane and boom, a national holiday
<Ristovski> Maybe it was obama :DD
<Ristovski> Schkekels
<Ristovski> CeeJayBee, now do /grep Ristovski
<Ristovski> and laugh
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<Alexwall> $youreafag
<belugawhale> $help youreafag
<belugawhale> lol
<Alexwall> remove my aliases will you
<jacob1> I left goose
<jacob1> $help goose
<StewieGriffinSub> jacob1: (goose <an alias, 0 arguments>) -- Alias for "duck $*".
<belugawhale> $aa youreafag bomb
<StewieGriffinSub> belugawhale: Done.
<belugawhale> $youreafag Alexwall
* StewieGriffinSub stuffs a bomb down Alexwall's pants. The timer is set for 126 seconds! There are 4 wires. They are: blue, green, white, and red.
<belugawhale> $disarm
<jacob1> $detonate
<StewieGriffinSub> Should've gone for the green wire!
<StewieGriffinSub> KABOOM!
*** Alexwall was kicked by StewieGriffinSub from ##powder-bots (BOOM!)
<belugawhale> $aa disarm cut
*** Alexwall has joined ##powder-bots
<StewieGriffinSub> belugawhale: Done.
<belugawhale> $help detonate
<StewieGriffinSub> belugawhale: (detonate Takes no arguments) -- Detonates the active bomb.
<Alexwall> jacob1, I was about to actually type $cut green -
<jacobot> [fatcat212 connected]
<jacobot> <fatcat212> i like ball
<jacobot> <fatcat212> s
<jacobot> <fatcat212> on my face
<jacobot> <jward212> ?
<jacobot> <fatcat212> ok
<jacobot> <fatcat212> you must love it
<jacobot> <jward212> you said you liked it
<jacobot> <fatcat212> yes your balls
<jacobot> <fatcat212> what balls lol -
A bit huge but bear with me, it's worth it:
[19:54.05] <+jacobot> ZachTheUnknown hit the ground too hard
[19:54.07] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> karma
[19:54.08] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> FUCK
[19:54.13] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> lol
[19:54.27] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> run back, hopefully the stuff is still there :D
[19:54.42] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> all my goddamn stuff was back there and because Cracker is such a fuckwit there is no /home
[19:55.09] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> remind me why we even have you on the server
[19:55.10] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> cracker you salty piece of human waiste
[19:55.14] <Ristovski> why do you want /home
[19:55.25] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> so shit like this doesn't happen
[19:55.31] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> it's your fault for not being careful :D
[19:55.33] <Ristovski> be more careful damnit
[19:55.35] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> own up to it
[19:55.40] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> bruh
[19:55.48] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> instead of crying about a lack of mod that fixes your issues for you :D
[19:56.23] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> i fell 2 blocks more than normal and i got hit with one half heart of fall damage
[19:56.30] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> yes
[19:56.33] <Ristovski> yes
[19:56.35] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> and you're dead because of it :D
[19:57.10] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> how about after getting told by some magic teleporting chick to hunt for diamonds and falling one cm
[19:57.15] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> you can ride that high horse
[19:57.47] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> catelite, your new official name is "magic teleporting chick" :D
[19:58.25] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> ZachTheUnknown, I'm not the one getting his knickers in a twist
[19:58.37] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> let me repeat myself
[19:58.46] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> a magic teleporting chick told me to hunt for diamonds
[19:58.54] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> i fell in lava with 1 heart to spare
[19:59.03] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> and climbing back i fell 3 blocks and died
[19:59.12] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> yep
[19:59.14] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> stuff happens
[19:59.17] <Ristovski> cool story bro
[19:59.28] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> at what fucking odds
[19:59.31] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> does that happen
[19:59.39] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> apparently non-astronomical ods
[19:59.42] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> odds*
[20:00.08] <+jacobot> <boxmein1> come to my base, let's celebrate that spectacular failure with some cake
[20:00.30] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> yeah sure i will just terrible-away towards your house
[20:00.52] <+jacobot> <ZachTheUnknown> maybe if you could give me back my iron set and that fortune pick i would be less shittyEdited 3 times by boxmein. Last: 24th May 2015
