I dodge.

 

I kill the next person with my mind powers.

but im a computer, so mind powers dont work

the next user is shot in the face by a tungsten MAC cannon

My face shoots it back.

 

 

The next person dies of old age.

I use dark energy to warp the time-space continum in a wave formation that sends the nuke directly at the user below.

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Read above.

 

EDIT: *relizes there are 105 pages of comments*

 

AGAIN EDIT: I freeze myself cryogenically until in the future they can implant my brain into a robot so I live forever

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I use dark matter to warp the space time continum sending a tidal wave of atom-ripping force towards the player below

I use dark energy to repel the gravitational forces of the dark matter.

 

I teleport the next user fowards to the heat death of the universe.

But it is the present.

 

The next user fails school and commits suicide.

I am reincarnated and become president of Nepal.

 

Next user has too much knowledge for his brain and his brain explodes.

 

Using iPad so reply option not showing up, but Dingolo, you can't just say "I dodged it hax00r lulululz!"

but my brain in not a brain it is a quantum computer so it can hold an infinite amount of info

 

the next user is being sucked into a black whole.

 

if you dont know what that is look it up

Translation for above post:

My brain is in a Quantum computer, so it can hold an infinate amount of information.

The next user is being pulled into a black hole.


MY RESPONSE:

I come out a white hole. (See red dwarf episode white hole, not the same as whol.)

The next user is electrocuted by 4,000,000 volts, and they are human.