lucliy i had a phone called 000 and the abulance saved me, i was eating the hospitals bush.LOL

 

the next player is spling ORANGE JUICE on their face with broclli chunks![i love brocli but most ppl dont.}

If it is spilling orange juice with broccoli in, it does no damage, except that I hate orange juice. Love broccoli though.

The next user is stabbed in the heart with a sharp sword. Again.

The sword had a sharp blade made of ice. In your attempted stabbing, it shattered.

 

The next user is travelling through a portal, when the portal closes, with half of their body in one location, and the other half elsewhere.

I have a portal gun, and I shoot a portal at half of my body, and shoot another under the other half.

 

The next user is banished to the Far Lands (look it up on the Minecraft Wiki).

/gamemode 1

 

The next user's blood turns into lava.

...Right when i finished bleeding to death.

 

The next user is sticking a fork in the toaster at the same time as sticking thier OTHER finger in the electrical outlet.

During a power cut. (Proud of that.)


The next user sees the basilisk.

Turns out, it was a real life Basilisk lizard, which is harmless.

 

The next user is subjected to a gravitational field strong enough to tear their body apart.

It is strong enough to, but it doesn't.

The next user drinks mercury.