this really happened
a kid in my class = kid
me/alex = me

kid = hey alex i sa ur powdertoy mod, ts been spreading round the school!
me = really?
kid = yes how do you code it?

*me = shows him how to code a simple diamond element*

kid = o.0
me = get it
kid = o.0
me = but i just told you
kid = oooohhh i wasnt listening

*me = shows him how to code a simple diamond element again*

me = did you listen that time?
kid = yes!
me = did you get it?
kid = nope

*after several more tries*

me = you get it yet?
kid = no
*me = puts my hand up*
techer = yes?
me = im going out side for a second
teacher = ok?????

*i walk out side*

*me = raging and banging head on railing*

*me = walks in with lump in forehead*
teacher = what happened to your head?
me = i drank some smart juice and my brain expanded


next event:
same guy

kid = how do you open internet explorer again?
me = click the icon.....
kid = what does internet explorer stand for anyway?
waits 30 seconds

kid = got it!
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Would that be by any chance, Mick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM
Garenteed Headbangs all round

You guys know Pocket God for the iPhone? You guys that code can guess how hard it'd be to code it, right?
Comment on 31st update:
"WTF YOU GUYS SAID U WERE GOING 2 UPDATE EVERY WEEK!!!!! UPDATE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This was 2 days after the update.

Lol, well, we were in it, and this guy cant exactly use a computer, so he pulls out the spacebar, he then starts pulling other keys out. I asked him, dude, what r u doing, nd hes like, watch. He wrote unlucky on the keyboard, the whole class came and was like, dude wtf, how do u do that and i was just sitting there

win

Me: I hate Microsoft because Windows really sucks!
Friend: How you can hate the ones that created the computer???
Me: *FACEPALM*

Some days later...

Me: *Show my ZX Spectrum* This computer is from 1982
Friend: You really sucks, computers doesn't exists at 80's
Me: *FACEPALM*

Me: What are you doing to the computer?
Kid: Getting rid of the keys
Me: Why?
Kid: Because I made a mistake
Me: That button there is backspace, it gets rid of the keys
Kid: *Rips it off of the keyboard* It didn't get rid of the other keys
Me: *Smashing my face into the desk*
Kid: What are you doing?
Me: You broke the Computer!
Kid: No, I removed the keys...
Me: *Continues smashing my face into the desk

The next week...

Me: Where is that kid?
Friend: He got expelled
Me: Why?
Friend: He stole 50 bucks and broke two computers
Me: Yes! He is gone! He broke another one?

Ohh, conversation with my uncle:

Uncle: So, ****, I hear you're a computer whiz, right?
Me: Right.
Uncle: So, my son got me a new computer, set it up and everything, but I've got a problem.
Me: Ok. What is it?
Uncle: On my, uhh, background, desk-thingy... uhh...
Me: Desktop?
Uncle: Yeah, that's right. Anyway, I've got two of the same thing on my ...table...top, thing, and I can't get rid of the other.
Me: Oh! You know what you have to do?
Uncle: What?
Me: Just drag the second icon into the trash bin.
Uncle: Icon? What's that?

I didn't facepalm then since he's my uncle, and I had to hold back my snicker then.
He's a truck driver.