@CrimsonCloud
Facepalm - just like humans are basically a genetic deformation of apes, chickens must be a genetic deformation (or evolutionary stage) of protochickens. So the egg was laid, yet it was a protochicken egg, but because they were evolving into what we call a chicken today, it turned into a prereleasechicken, which then laid an egg, which evolved to be a chicken egg.

LOGIC FTW.

@cctvdude99
Yes, sloooowly, like humans becoming smaller or something. idk

Chickens are evolved from dinosaurs, like all the other birds.

The egg. Eggs have been around for millions of years.

I'm just tweaking my whole evolutionary theory of chickens...
Very-early-protochicken-egg -> Protochicken lays protochicken egg, which hatches into -> Alphachicken lays alphachicken egg, which hatches into -> Betachicken lays betachicken egg, which hatches into -> Prereleasechicken lays prereleasechicken egg, which hatches into -> Chicken!

@cctvdude99 (View Post)
U have played too much?

@cctvdude99 (View Post)
Been playing minecraft?
@taxi720 (View Post)
Actually, people seem to get taller by about 1.5cm every 100 years on average

It must have been the egg.

@Candunc (View Post)
Same thought here. I don't see how it couldn't be true. Also, "protochicken"... GREATEST. ANIMAL. EVAR!