Chuck Norris shakes earthquakes.

above cant spell

cctvdude99:

@Ozonerx!171632
It is a Russian Reversal^[1]
Example:
"In Sovet Russia car drive you!" is a swappage of "you" and "car"

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Sources: 1. Uncyclopedia

In Soviet Russia, d*** sucks you! ( It's a joke, no offenses there.. )

Ontopic:

Chuck Norris' fists makes the Speed of Light wish that it was faster

In Soviet Russia, bed sleep on you!

@cctvdude99 (View Post)
This is Chuck Norris thread, not Soviet Russia.
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@jenn4 (View Post)
Who cares.
This whole thread is a pile of steaming carp anyway.

@cctvdude99 (View Post)
Mmmm steamy carp...

Small children check their closets for the Boogeyman, but the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris. :D