The Powder Toy

What a throwback.

It's seen. You are told to shut off the powerpoint.   "Johnson, see me in my office, now."   "Welp, I'm fired." You think.   > Shut off powerpoint.

You say that you were joking in order to wake them up.   >say "How about we angle it at woman liberationism?"  

@Schneumer (View Post)  You disregard the backscratcher.   >Continue presentation.

@lefouduroi (View Post)  I'm pretty sure the joke went waaaaay over your head.

That's enough, guys! Back to seriousness.

You realize that you are now Serious Sam   > Revel in the power

The po-po are on your tail.    "aaaah shiz, the fuzz on on mah' tail."    > Fire on "fuzz"

Hear the goblin-5-0 siren    >Run

The goblin behind the counter cowers in fear.   "Wha... Wh... What'll it be?"   > Tell him "A beer"