• Started 25th Jan 2013 in General
    A rather annoyed voice rings out in your head "Oh dear, not again." You pass out. You are in your bed, and your room is pitch black. You have a lamp on the left side of your bed on top of a...
  • Started 24th Jan 2013 in General
    Reflect on this situation, and begin to freak out.   >calm down
  • Started 23rd Jan 2013 in General
    She replies that it is iron fortified ketchup, and that she won't be buying it again.   >finish applying ketchup and stop being paranoid
  • Started 23rd Jan 2013 in General
    This ketchup would do well. Maybe you can pass it off as a symbol of the degregation of art over the ages, or something.   >apply ketchup
  • Started 23rd Jan 2013 in General
    After a small chuckle, your dad laughs and joins you and your brother. Your mom goes upstairs.   >begin work on art project
  • Started 23rd Jan 2013 in General
    ---META-ANNOUNCEMENT--- It would be a good idea to, instead of just making it instantly deadly or painful, to try and make it a little more realistic or interesting. This isn't the "how ca...
  • Started 23rd Jan 2013 in General
    You wake up in a sweat, screaming wordlessly. Your brother rushes into your room and flips the lightswitch. Surprisingly, nothing goes wrong this time.   >look around
  • Started 23rd Jan 2013 in General
    What a stupid action to think about doing. You have an exsitential crisis about the meaning of action vs non-action. This kills enough time to let the light come in the blinds. You can see without hi...
  • Started 22nd Jan 2013 in General
    You get up too fast and pass out. When you wake up, you are tied to a chair with a nurse in clown makeup staring at you. She mutters "good, good, he's up" *cackle* You wonder why you c...
  • Started 22nd Jan 2013 in General
    As you are about to die from your wounds, a voice mutters in your ear "Not yet, try again." and you suddenly feel whole again. You pass out. You are in your bed, and your room is pitch blac...