The Powder Toy

Teacher: "Pay attention to where you are walking, and I will not 'shut up'."   >slay dragon.

You find yourself in chains being dragged to the dragon's lair. You must escape!   >gnaw arm

You see a goblin ahead. You raise your axe of +2 power and plunge ahead. >kill goblin

You're in a class-room. To the north there is a door. You are lying in a puddle of blood. It seems to be half-congealed around some object. > l object

@Schneumer (View Post)  We, the Moderators, control all records, and we control all memories. Then we control the past, do we not?

>call his number

You notice that the coins have a picture of a sword on one side and an eagle on the other. Intriguing.   >Wash hands

You wake up in a comfortable bed.   >look around

It isn't, but that's okay, you don't feel like getting to it anyways. You remember something about a jabberwocky.   >Get the sword

Okay, so, Spock is banned for the future unless he chills out.   You wake up in your bed again.   >frustratedly turn on lamp.