BREAKING NEWS: A member of the nivana band put 22 grams of explosives in his drum set!
breaking news: school student puts as much caustic acid in the basement as possible, it ended up eating through the basement, 1st and 2nd floor completely with the 3rd floor being severely damaged and 4th floor experiencing slight damage
BREAKING NEWS! A SCHOOL BAND SINGS THE THICK OF IT, ITS SO BAD IT CREATED A SINGULARITY
breaking news: weird snow particles fall from the sky above the sch- *school gets melted*
breaking news: student at the top floor sings thick of it, everyone got so sick of it that they threw a nuclear bomb together, everything on the campus got vaporized
BREAKING NEWS: 2 heade demon pretends to be teacher on the 5th floor
!!!breaking news!!! entire northern hemisphier destroyed by strange cray-dray sattelite named MULTIPLYING FORCE 3
BREAKING NEWS: mysterious superweapon from missile-launching satelite destroys school, all killed, no survivors. large 1 mile radius crater in the earth destroys school and surrounding land.
BREAKING NEWS: TEACHER BRINGS CHILD TO SCHOOL SPILLS OIL ON HOT SURFACE TURNS INTO GAS AND TOUCHES LIGHT AND EXPLODES
my plane crashed and left shards of hot metal, diesel, oil, and fuel, which caused the school to eventually burn