I have a few riddles: 1.A dead man is in the center of a field with an unopened backpack. As he got closer to the center, he knew he would die. How did he know? 2.What has a head and a tail, but no body?
A carpenter that makes coffins. I heard this one before.
timmy do what you want i do not care
darkness can i use the idea but make other riddles?
The man has hiccups the bartender scares them away by pulling a gun.
heres one: a man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. the barman takes out a loaded real handgun and points it at his face. the man says thankyou and walks out. clue: he didnt want watr 2 drnk