u mister Pinocchio or something
I wouldn't be completely accurate in saying that I can definitively disprove the absolute certainty of that statement, which is not to say that it is entirely irrefutable, but rather that it remains arguably unproven or, conversely, not entirely impossible to be true, unless of course it isn't.
Huh, did you blow a big enough hole in it that it knocked out the security system?
Great! uh. where is my cookies