OberonPermafrost: its funny how often in nature things evolved in ways to prevent themselves from being eaten, and then humans came along and were capable of eating almost anything without a problem and went up to something one day and went "thats spicy I love it give me Mooorrrrreee!"
Plant: evolves caffeine to kill bugs(or idk) Humans:AJNAUDNJENHNA I NEED MOREE AHGHDNEMA CAUUFEESINNEEE BUBLUBHULBH
You can say this can power cities
mmmmmmmmmmm...caffeineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2.81 x 10^87 caffiene molecules is NOT EVEN CLOSE TO 1 TON its probally a decillion+ solar masses