I'm also technically a zombie, a demon, and an angel.
I am a mechanical anthro wolf/fox hybrid, I am a part of the well known Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex, FFMP for short, there are 300+ of us.
I understood that easily, probably cause I'm not a human (technically)
if that was too hard to read then just read my bio, it has the whole thing in a mor organized way
...sometimes ownedby other CATSSMAC employees when I am busy planning attacks aganist hoomans. so This is techniaclly the official account of CATSSMAC (Cats Are The Supeiror Species Military Attack Corporation.) only 1 in 97104 hoomans read up to this part, so if you did, yippe!
...cats gain world domination. The "provinces" are just large areas of land, mostly groups of rooms, mostly cathouses, which act as luxury homes that treat cat inhabitants of the United Provinces of Feline greatly like they are supposed to do, with captured mice servants. only 0.001% of people know that CATSSMAC stands for Cats Are The Supeiror Species Military Attack Corporation, and while this TPT account is mainly owned by Me, Meows, the CEO of CATSSMAC, it is also...
...cats thrive. It is inhabited underground in the 100,000 acre land that is around and above CATSSMAC hq, and the Mcdonalds above CATSSMAC HQ has been turned into a resturant for cats to eat Fish, Mice, and Birds at prices that are not absurdly overpriced, like hooman resturants. it is for cats who dont want to be confined by hummans, or just be with other cats in general. If you have proven to be a strong and capable feline, you will become an employee of CATSSMAC to make...
...hooman land cats have conquered is unorganized under only CATSSMAC, so they were divided into provinces, which soon united under the UPF, and also the corporation of CATSSMAC. the UPF also has a very large space shuttle orbiting earth, and hoomans have tried several times to shoot it down, excactly, 25 times, and all of them failed. (yippe!) although one almost sucseeded, but then later failed too (yippe!) more details- the United Provinces of Feline is a pure-cat empire were...