Me after seeing literally any kind of pasta
he disintegrates before hitting the wall o_O
@TwiceBaked turbo i think
pov: after the snail dies you must endure the heat of the sun for 8 billion years and then the emptyness of space for more billions, unless you get into a black hole and get time accelerated as you see a big burst of blue and ultraviolet light of the entire universe speeding up as you enter the event horizon and get incomprehensible amounts of light enter your retinas even with your eyes closed
the immortal snail, 2038 CE
Now THIS is Thundersnail.
The snail vs. my house is at id:3230014