and then aliens came and abducted me and said "hey you are angry at me!!!!" and then i jumped out the building i was in and then landed inside of a river and there was a massive water purifier, and I got sucked up and got torn to shreds by the purifier's fanatical workers' chainsaws.
this reminds me of the time i saw a caterpiller and said "hey is that a weasel?" and the caterpiller said, "boss I got eyes on the target" and he pulled out a machine gun and started shooting me, thankfully, I ducked behind cover and was able to run after the caterpiller after his m2 browning ran out of ammo, and I then stole his gun, and ammo, and fed the gun the ammo and blew him to shreds.