Sad fact is I only googled 1 of those.
What does a Skeleton put on his roof? Shingles! What does a skeleton use to phone another Skeleton? A Tele-bone! Why couldn't the Skeleton attend the ball? He had no-body- to go with! Who is the most famous Skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones! What is a Skeleton's favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone! Why did the skeleton have to go to church to play music? They don't have any organs!