I was too tired and I couldn't finish my test. I knocked the school calculator on the floor and the teacher was furious. He caned me and beat me to within an inch of my life. What was I gonna do? I prayed to the lord for help. Suddenly, the classroom was filled with the smell of onions, And it was followed by heavy footsteps. The layers of wallpaper on the walls began peeling off. A mighty roar shook the classroom, and a naked shrek burst through the doorway. "tis all ogre now"