poor little guy can't drink flat soda (DESL).
i feed mim lava and he farted gas
i fed it too much that the oil are spilling out and the brain aint functioning
He hates nacho cheese (Gel)... :3
Snow is best food. And distilled water is best drink. But I'd say, just don't feed him gel, melted wax, or more than 5 pixels worth of broken vibranium. Plus, salt digests slower(?).
feed him about 5 gallons of distilled water for him to perform the magic fart trick.
Let us think of his name.
I think you should add lungs.