It told me i wasnt a good person! then it told me that euthanizing it would cause misery... so i did. i play a lot of video games with its name as my account, and hack so im invincible. The companion cube, flying, spraying n00b tubes, and implementing plasma turrets into cod waw.i love giving bad advice on that account. but gee, i never thought it would have ANY thoughts of rape in it.

drop the CCube in the acid! hahahahahahahahahah evry1 knows acid eats CCube

Teh cake is made out of this:
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

And The-Companion-Cube do you still talk to GlaDos after what she did to you?

The-Companion-Cube
I saved you... and you STABBED me. Thank you

IT MARRIED JUSTIN BIEBER!