Random Comments Thread (AKA Spam Thread)
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3 Men die and go to hell.
The devil tells them that he will cut them a deal, however they have to complete a task behind 1 of 3 doors.
Door 1: Slap a lion to death.
Door 2: F*** the devil's sister.
Door 3: Drink 5000 bottles of vodka.
The first man goes in Door 1 and gets killed and eaten.
The second man goes in Door 2, gets AIDS, and dies.
The third man goes in Door 3. He comes back out and says, "I feel like I could do anything!"
The third man runs in Door 1. He comes out dragging a dead (but not bloody) lion.
The third man says, "Now, where's the girl I have to slap?"
ALLAH!!!!!!!!!! in my pants -
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