Granted. As a result, your post is no longer relevant.

I wish for food.

Granted, you have food, but it is poisonus, you die.

 

 

I wish that every ip that doesn't start with 186.136 are banned from TPT and every IRC server.

All the devs have just moved, if they had an ip adress that started with 186.136 and therefore changed their ip adress. They can't connect so they move the TPT server to a new one. Then they ban io for making such a bad wish

 

I wish I knew what io editted

You knew, but you still typed the same corruption.

I wish for some time.

@bowserinator (View Post)

 Whoops, I somehow didn't notice XD

 

...I really need to get new glasses.

 

@Hopian (View Post)

 You do get 1 more week of time, however it also adds 1 more week of time to everyone else causing chaos and social breakdown, since only you know what happened.

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(To be honest, I only like doing the wish corrupting part, making a wish is hard XD)

I wish the planet Io was actually a gigantic layered pizza.

(Me too I hate the wish part, just the corrupting)

The population becomes too fat, causing earth's mass to sponanously increase, defying the laws of physics, creating a pizza smelling black hole. Before the universe is completly destroyed everyone burps causing a super powerful bad breath white hole that destroys the universe

 

I wish for a sonic rainboom (Bored)

You get one, but you are trapped in the sonic wave, deafening you. In addition, you accidentally stare directly at the rainboom, blinding you.


I wish my pizza would arrive soon.

(In a safe-to eat form)

The delivery guy charges you extra fees and taxes for wished pizza, leaving you bankrupt

 

I wish this was surive the attack

It can be like it, but it isn't.

I wish for you to [Insert wish here].

Granted. I successfully raid your entire bank account, and am never caught.

I wish I knew what Hopian wanted the wish to be.