Granted, now most internet pages are made by unprofessional webmasters. Looking at this mess, you never open a browser again.

 

I wish to know everything.

Granted. Your are sued by a major corporation after unintentionally copying their work as you have been left with a lack of originality.

I wish that my internet was faster.

Every internet cable is repurposed to connect your computer to your ISP, which means that no more websites exist. You do, however, have unlimited access to your own computer.

I wish for a completely normal baked potato.

You failed to cook it and set your house on fire.

 

I wish to rule the world.

granted. the world stants up against you in revolt.

 

 

 

i wish to be a honey bee.

A man kills you for stinging him.

I wish for a completely normal pencil.

You accidentally stab your eye with it.

I wish for an epic science lab

You create a black hole in the lab and it destroys the earth.

 

I wish people start to care about the ecology and stop nature pollution.

Granted. Cars are banned, factories shut down, Logging is no longer legal.

 

I wish Darthan would stop trolling.