ERROR 004: You cannot wish for nothing. For that, an anvil crushes you.

 

I wish for a hundred grams of solid Rubidium while I wear dry gloves on my hands.

You drop it in water, and It explodes half the town your in.

 

I wish the Detroit lions to go undefeated.

The superbowl was cancelled this year.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

Granted. You run for the rest of your life.

 

I wish TPT had multithreading support

It is included, but your computer becomes a molten puddle.

 

I wish it was possible to create non-euclidean space easily

It has always been possible, it's just that we haven't figured out how.

I wish to have the best grades in my school.

Every other person at your school dies, meaning that your grades are by definition the best in the school.


I wish I had a 10 metre high foam lambda.

At the place where they make 10 metre high foam lambdas, the workers are so stupid that they can't find the lambda key on the keyboard.

I wish to be me.

But the bears ran away, Because of the storm.

 

 

 

I wish for cakes, A lot of cakes.