Wish is granted, but I ate it all.

I wish to stop procrastinating.

 you just did it after typing your last message. you said you'll mow the lawn another time.....

 

i wish to become a daimond egg.

granted. But you are not allive, as you are boiled.

 

i wish i had a sconic screwdriver :P

I dont know what that is so i cant grant it.

 

i wish for one logic gate.

Eherm, what type? OR, XOR, AND, NAND, NXOR?

I wish I had an arc soldering-iron, which uses arcs to heat the tip.

granted. you suddenly soldered your computer and yourself

i wish i had a sun-powered furnace.

granted. but it is a toy.

 

 

i wish i had an apple. ;P

the apple is rotten.

i wish i had a lamp.

"here is your lamp!" Then I accidentally break it.

I wish tornadoes didn't exist.

Granted. Sharknado never exists, and many millions of people go without seeing it's glory. (Yes this is a bad thing)

 

I wish a material stronger than the strongest material :P