The Powder Toy

boxmein

@Michael238 (View Post)
God darn it! The bottle cap is open and the sulfuric acid was at a temperature way above its flash point, so all of it evaporated and leaked into the atmosphere. Don't go breathing near it lest you want your internals melted off!

I wish for a sonic screwdriver. And not one of those shitty plastic ones. It better be mostly metal.

Michael238

Unfortunately, since you did not specify which metal you wanted it made of, you receive a sonic screwdriver made entirely out of weapons-grade plutonium.

I wish for a kilogram of pure copper. It must be a stable isotope, and not made of antimatter.

edza101

@Michael238 (View Post)

Upon arrival the copper tarnishes, forms an oxide and becomes not 100% pure.

I wish for woona :3

boxmein

@edza101 (View Post)
Night Mare Moon happens instead. 3:

I wish to be impervious to radiation's various effects.

h4zardz1

granted. but, you are testing by entering a nucelar reactor and died from heat.
i wish that water is lighter.

Hopian

Granted, I hold up a flashlight to a glass of water.

I wish I could go home.

belugawhale

"You have arrived at your destination" over the hedge reference

i wish for an infinite light source that won't harm me in any way.

nucular

You get it, but it isn't powerful enough for you to see the slightest difference in the lightness of your surroundings.

I want a pet potato that won't harm me in any way.

boxmein

@nucular (View Post)
Your #{relative} accidentally boiled the potato. For shame!

I wish for a comfortable _and_ ergonomic sitting/lying down position while using my laptop.

KydonShadow

You get it. You never get back up, and either continue begging your mother to bring you nachos and pizza, and become obese and die, or die of straight starvation.

I wish for the next user to not ruin my wish. :P

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