the bext drinks in the world are poisonous; you die.

 

i wish for a teleportation device.

Turns out the device was made out of paper, so it breaks immediately.

*mwhahahahah*

I wish that I was impervious to Pb poisoning dom2mom is banned for 3 months.

granted, but the banhammer is so wide that it crushes you too and all of the @antoine's pack.

i wish i had a burning crate.

Granted. The burning crate was filled with radioactive isotopes, filling your house with radiation.

 

I wish I had a computer made of tungsten.

Granted. The computer is broken permanently by Simon's April Fool's Day masterplan.

 

I wish Simon does something tomorrow :P

Granted. He permabans you.

 

I wish I healed fully from the fracture in my Arm. Now. For real. Seriously, I don't want to wait for 4 weeks.

Your skin grows back pretty quickly, but this isn't magic: it's cancer. The tumor grows very rapidly and kills you.

 

I wish for a copy of every video game that has been made, including the device that makes them work. Everything will remain functioning, and no other calamity will happen to me, anybody, or anything else.

Wish granted, but I only read the first sentence of your wish. All sorts of calamities happen to you and your Videogames.

I wish for a second life.

Granted. It only lasts 5 seconds and you die.

 

I wish for immortality.

granted. you get very much boredom.

i wish i had an trillion cat.