you go back home.
>relax and play video games.
Rivendell is a place not a person... O_O
Meanwhile...
You suddenly notice the lights flickering and the heat as I was about to complete the game in a raised house. You then realize two things: an unpaid electric bill and a volcanic eruption.
> pay bill as volcano erupts while wearing a fireproof suit
say "this is a bar of soap. It is amthropomorphic. Through its adventures it will teach kids lessons about being more hygenic. I'm sure this will be a great idea and will be a big hit."
?!! you are in the presentation and you randomly find the urge to itch your butt, but you don't want to do it in front of everyone else.
>Itch your butt
EDIT: lel :P