I use minecraft logic and an axe to break the wooden box so that the popcorn pops out as an Iconic particle.

I then place the popcorn inside of a chest inside of the ender dragon where you are armed only with your bare hand in survival mode. Good luck.

Fortunately, I happen to be an enderman, so I simply teleport up to the ender crystals, and blow them up by hitting them and teleporting as the dragon approaches, eventually killing it using the explosions. I then teleport to the Nether, where I place the popcorn in a chest above the top of the bedrock ceiling, inside of a wither.

@h4zardz1 (View Post)

 It is a three-headed skeletal monstrosity that constantly fires exploding skulls at you which inflict a decay effect on the player, eventually killing them.

The game crashes due to an unknown item and a new glitch is discovered;  Mojang pay me to fix it for them.

I use the money to buy some more popcorn and go back to my house and promptly disappear off the grid. Nobody has found me in the last five years and I'm presumed dead. I'm not, I'm just waiting for my time to resurface and wreak havoc on anyone that steals my popcorn.

I am secretly you (Tyler Durden, anyone?) and I take the popcorn and full control over your body.

I remain in the same place, but in compliance with rule 5, I hide the popcorn in a safe within the bunker.

I managed to find the bunker on Google Earth, so I broke in and stole the safe. I then time traveled into the extremely far future, when black holes are the only remaining objects in the universe. I placed the safe in orbit around one of those black holes. I then disabled the time machine without returning to the present beforehand, so no one else could use it.

I find the Holy Grail and drink from it, then since I am immortal I wait for the year time machines are invented, then travel to the future where black holes are all that is left. I then find the popcorn using my deliciousness-tracking-device, and take it back to the past.

I put the popcorn in a 9999°C RPEL box, and bury it in Area 51.

@billion57 (View Post)

 That happend on the IRC once... derp.