It so great, that the next day becomes very depressing and you die.

I wish to have new fractal.

They're not exactly the ones you needed.

Seeing as it snowed here for the past three days and It's sunny today, I wish the snow wouldn't melt.

It doesn't melt but becomes SNOW(SING). You step outside and die instantly. 

I wish for world peace.

derpa derpa

@wapachoo (View Post)

 NICE AND MICE

@CeeJayBee (View Post)

 .....welcome to "world of boredom" where everyone sucidies.

i wish for a fresh dirt.

You get fresh dirt with dog poop in it.

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I wish to be rich!

You get rich. Then I rob you of all your money.

I wish to outlive the universe.

You order the flash drive, but they mixed up the order, so you ended up with the mutant Dodo bird flash drive.

I wish I had master skills at everything.

granted. but you must life at a MUCH LONGER TIME. then you want to kill yourself.

i wish someone (1 person) other than me has a unbreakable mouse. i never know who.