I send invisible nanobots to find you and scan your brain. Then I get the pattern and use block transfer computation to reassemble the popcorn.

I place the popcorn (surrounded by an force field) in the center of an neutron star in Andromeda galaxy (get there first). The neutron star is so massive that any mass addidion would cause collapse into an blackhole. The force field strength is only enough to protect from pressure, any additional microscopic force or teleportation beam would break it down.

I activated an extremely powerful teleporter. Instead of teleporting the popcorn, I teleported the entire neutron star away from the popcorn. I then teleport the popcorn to me. I finally break the popcorn down into its component elements, before adding a proton to each atom of it.

I remove each proton easily, and reconstuct the popcorn. I hide the popcorn in a random bottle leaving the coca-cola plant.

I'm wearing a good luck charm and I get the right bottle.

I hide the popcorn somewhere in a euclidean universe where the popcorn bag has an x,y and z of infinty. Good luck searching!

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 I create an appear-anywhere-in-a-universe portal, and go to it, sending myself to the infinite coordinate. I take the popcorn and go back to the normal universe.

I then place it inside a piece of space-time fabric that contains the laws that govern the universe itself. Attempting to rip the fabric will destroy the Universe itself, including the popcorn.

I take a low power plasma cutter to the box. It opens.

I wrap the popcorn in a supersymmetrical net ('tis unrippable) and seal the net. I then stick the popcorn in a core of a star, specifically manipulated to encapsulate the popcorn but not consume it.

<bad_science>I pour water on the star</bad_science>

I hide the popcorn inside Garry's Mod, on my friend's server. 

Pouring water on the star would make the star bigger. Water is H2O. and stars fuse H. So.. .you failed!