What? Unable to understand wish.

I wish for a post button.

There already was one, you just don't see it.

I wish for light.

granted. a very lare fire.

i wish barrels are lighter.

They become lighter than air

I wish for QR codes w/ logos to make sense.

Granted, only you can't make sense out of them.

I wish to eat some good normal food that will not poison me or fatten me.

Granted. You get a lifetime supply of popcorn and milk. You'll also experience diarrhea in the process.

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I wish I have the ability to do Calculus in one second.

You skipped the class, but now you have to deal with even harder stuff.

I wish that everyone was the same. (not really, that would be dumb.)

Granted. They are all psychopaths trying to burn you.

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I wish for this sentence to disappear.

Granted. You see it disappear, only for something to appear in its place that is capable of causing you to go insane the instant you see it.

I wish for more energy particles in TPT.

There are so many that they destroy tpt.