Steal the popcorn
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I go to future with time machine, get anti-aging support, I go back in time, take course of police academy and graduate, arrest that thief when he/she is about to steal popcorn. So I still have the popcorn both in the present and the past.
I could wait for the non-popcorn condensate particles to decay into another particle over millions of years but thats just boring :) (popcorn wouldnt decay into another particle I gues)
Edited once by tugrul_512bit. Last: 5th Feb 2014 -
Seeing as you haven't stored the popcorn anywhere but rather just provided some conjecture as to how you could make it unobtainable, I take the popcorn, because you sort of just left it out in the open.
I reverse-microwave the popcorn by putting it in for -2:18 seconds, leaving it as kernels again, and hiding the kernels in an opaque paper clip box in an inconspicuous drawer where I store all of my paper clip boxes, because those are important. See, it wasn't destroyed. It's just going to be fairly hard to find.
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what? a reverse-microwave makes water to ice, not fried eggs to normal-condition eggs (do you know this?). so is popcorn. you will end up the popcorn cannot fit inside the paper clip box, and someone other than me picked the popcorn without your knowing. then the cold popcorn drops in front of me.
i put the popcorn inside a time machine inside a 15X15X15cm stone box into unknown place (inside a unknown planet, in unknown galaxy, unknown star system) and unknown time (even i dont know where it is) .
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I disconnect my neural system from the matrix, go to the popcorn's physical hardware/body, reset it so its now at (0,0,0) coordinates and (0) time. Then I replug the connection, go to time 0 and position (0,0,0) along with my time slower device. Gather popcorn just before the big bang. Get to today with time machine, get to my house, use my matrix phone to binarize the popcorn into a 4096-bit-secure encrypted data. Then I move that data to my brain and I disconnect from matrix again. Now Im waiting with a shotgun watching the entrance door of my apartment in humans' last standing point against machines(its at the time of the first movie :P ).
Edited 2 times by tugrul_512bit. Last: 6th Feb 2014 -
I barge into the apartment, waiting with a reflector shield to blast away your shotgun. I forcibly reconnect you to the matix and move the popcorn to a usb flashdrive. I laugh as it's only 4096-bit. I decrypt it easily in the hacked NSA supercomputer, and then re-encrypt it in a 16384-bit method, using 3 different encryption methods in XTS layering. I then take that file, and store it in a quantnum computer.
Edited once by OC39648. Last: 6th Feb 2014 -
HE SAID HE USES SKILL INSTEAD OF KIND OF DEVICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway, i will take both:
@OC39648 's saving point
I use the same way to get in the quantum computer. (BYEE BYEE) im in the computer sticking with the popcorn(the place i hide it).
@CeeBayZee 's saving point
I shoot you with a sniper rifle and then pickpocket the popcorn.
read my post before: you can add ddetails.
Edited 3 times by h4zardz1. Last: 7th Feb 2014
