You get it, but someone steals it from you and creats a doomsday device out of it and uses it

I wish a bass guitar.

granted. after someone cut the strings. BaH

i wish i had a newer mouse for my computer.

Turns out, it turns the 5V DC, going in from the USB into 220v 50Hz AC.

but it sends those 220v into your computer, destroying it.

I wish that I played the Mario Bros. theme on a 88-key synthesizer, and made it in ModPlug tracker using the piano note sounds, and then uploaded it to YouTube, with all the .it files and a mp3, and the OpenMPT module.

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One problem... You couldn't find a place on your wall to plug your synthesizer, computer, or anything in.

I wish I didn't feel pain.

Granted. Unfortunately, as a result, you never feel the pain caused by an extremely dangerous poison that you accidentally ingested, ultimately dying as a result since you never knew to get any help.

I wish for a trash can with an infinite capacity.

Granted. Instead of dump trucks going to the landfills to dump their stuff, The go to your trash can. You eventually get sick and tired of the garbage trucks always coming to your house and stinking it up.

I wish to come up with a wish to put here.

error: rule broken. 2//: no wishing about wishes.

i wish i had a truck

Granted. The delivery man runs you over.

I wish for a SteamCMD server that wasn't 7GB

It is valid when you get it, but expires 2 days later with no notice.

I wish for a working, small, two-way Binary-Decimal converter in tpt.