granted. "The Game is Over. want something else?"

 

i wish i had a fresh rubber.

A fresh rubber walks into your house. He starts rubbing you u... Are you SURE thats what you wanted?

 

I wish for a     

You get a massive letter A, which crushes you.

 

I wish for mniip to post on this thread :D

Granted. However, mniip was testing out a troll script, so the entire forums become a giant pile of troll posts.

 

I wish that Minecraft would stop having massive lag spikes roughly every thirty seconds.

Granted, the lag spikes now occur every 15 seconds and last for 15 seconds.

I wish for an average candle with a radish painted on the side of it.

Granted. Problem is its kinda difficult to paint with radishes.

 

I wish to wish for something that has no drawbacks or backfirings.

You get nothing.

 

I wish for a giant rubber duck

granted. someone uses it to hyptonize you. you wake up in a box.

 

i wish someone other than me had a watch.

Everyone now has a watch, except for you.

 

I wish for barium.

Granted. Unfortunately, you received a short-lived radioisotope of barium.

 

I wish for some uranium-238, which is the most stable isotope of that element.