An even worse behaviour called "pwning" takes over the internet in the wake of trolling.

 

I wish I had no homework.

no homework, but double classwork.

 

I wish I didn't have to wake up early or sleep late.

Granted. since trolling is gone, this time cybercrimes come in shape of computer virus, then almost every computer are infected.

 

i wish for a totally stone chair.

Granted, but it's made of sand. Needless to say, it doesn't last long.

 

I wish the code I'm writing worked.

Granted, you destroy the world's economy by spending it all.

I wish to own a shiba inu

I accidentally ran over the cute little thing.

 

I wish I hadn't run over it and that it was still alive.

it is still alive, but it is blind and deaf from years of ageing.

 

I wish for a sample of U-235 ore

granted. it falls on your head.

 

i wish i have a small brick.

Granted. It is so small that it can only be seen with an electron microscope.

 

I wish for an electron microscope.