Granted. It's effects are so positive that people become addicted to it, and forget to eat anything else, eventually dying of starvation.

I wish that mercury was not a toxic substance.

instead of toxic, it is even more expansive that all your thermometer explodes, killing you with falling roof.

i wish that doors have less friction.

Granted. They are now made of metal and ice. Thinking it was a popsicle, you then...

stuck your tongue into it while I burn you.

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I wish for answers to be taken literally.

what?

i wish that books are lighter BUT has more information.

Granted. The size of each letter is now 0.001.

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I wish I can divide by zero.

do u wished that before?

i wish that a bucket is stronger, larger and much lighter.

Granted. It is now made of sodium, which means that while it is larger and lighter, it explodes when you try to fill it with water, while also oxidizing rapidyl because it forms stronger chemical bonds than iron does.

@Michael238 (View Post) You forgot to make a wish...

I wish that the USBs on my computer were fixed while still staying USB 2.0s.

Granted. The USBs are all pieces of paper and the other as an .rtf file.

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I wish for raised intelligence over myself by about 3.5 times.

Unfortunately, you develop your own language and speak it so much that you forget all onther languages. Now no one understands you.

I could have also said, "your intelligence level is now 3.5."

I wish for the last corruption on this tread to say, "Wish failed because the tread was locked."