You come back to life after dying, but die again from an accident immediatly after
I wish for the comprehension of the universe you and I are in right now without death or losing the knowledge from overloading my brain.
the pie goes to your face and sticking.......forever.
i wish i had a TV that doesn't contain anything harmful, gross, or weapons of anykind that will harm me if I was a normal human. The TV works perfectly to me, doesn't waste much electricity, is perfectly legal to own and cannot be broken. I am invincible and indestructable, and so is my home, my city, everyone who lives in my city, the planet, etc and Also the TV cannot be stolen HOWEVER the tv is used within the city (that means only the city can use it, but MUST with me). Also it has every TV channel in the world. 90gigapixel. HD. plasma. the channels ane not broken and indestructable. the electricy flow and the place of power generators are indestructable too. power generators cannot stop. new mans can create new TV channels. all days are drifferent or same in some aspects. (heh too long, i like this one and stolen from bowserinator but edited EXXESIVELY so i never bore watching the TV)
The TV is so heavy that this one time you moved out of your house, you were forced to leave it behind or sell it because no one could move it.
I wish for a spaceship with sufficient fuel to take me anywhere and back. I will be able to enter it and control it and with my awesome driving skills I will never crash.
Granted. Unfortunately, you went to Jupiter's moon Europa. The radiation shielding on the ship was not thick enough to block the intense radiation there, so you eventually die of radiation poisoning.
I wish for a working warp drive that will not explode, poison, irradiate, etc.
however, you use it not to well. you crash it somewhere, deep buried. back, the planet back with earth, killing you (heh).
i wish i had a TV that doesn't contain anything harmful, gross, or weapons of anykind that will harm me if I was a normal human. The TV works perfectly to me, doesn't waste much electricity, is perfectly legal to own and cannot be broken. I am invincible and indestructable, and so is my home, my city, everyone who lives in my city, the planet, etc and Also the TV cannot be stolen/force taken HOWEVER the tv is used within the city (that means only the city can use it, but MUST with me). Also it has every TV channel in the world. NEWest TV with amount of pixel, within newest TVs. the channels ane not broken and indestructable. the electricy flow and the place of power generators are indestructable too. power generators cannot stop. new mans can create new TV channels. all days are drifferent or same in some aspects. the TV is light and small. the dead pixel will never happen. from now age. i can ALWAYS ACCESS TO THE TV AND GETTING BACK. no one can buy the tv.
get BACK.
Wish failed, rule #10:
10. No repeating a wish because you hate the outcome.
I wish my exams weren't so tough.
some random person comes and steals it because it looked shiny.
I wish this week would just end already!