@Lockheedmartin (View Post)

 Granted! You suddenly obtain a temporary case of autism (no offence) and drink the mercury. You die.

I wish "eat a butt" was a world religion.... XD

It does become one, but only has one believer: you.

I wish that people made the right choices.

@lefouduroi (View Post)

 I don't think world religions are classified as religions with a single believer so...

@lefouduroi (View Post)

 Granted. I hold two plaques. One in my left hand and one in my right. Since my left is your right, a paradox happens and everything is destroyed )_)

I wish I knew how to speak Mandarin better.

you can speak it fluently until I cut your voicebox out.

i wish that there were more nice people on the forums.

@lefouduroi (View Post)

you get the doughnut, you just don't eat it. simple enough.

I was giving it away

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@nijalninja98 (View Post)

 Granted, however none of them are going to be too nice to anyone on this thread.

I wish for 3 wishes.

All three of those wishes become corrupted.

I wish I will have a beautiful wife.

@lefouduroi (View Post)

 She is dumb and doesn't know how to do anything (If you do get one, don't be stupid and don't base it off of beauty...just saying.)

I wish I will never have surgery.

You will never have surgery, but you will always have to bribe all your money not to get in surgery.

I wish for the second season of Attack on Titan.

@Schneumer (View Post)

 I was joking around. Of course I wouldn't go for just beauty.

@observe (View Post)

 There is, just no one finds out about it and there was only one copy made.

I wish Girls didn't live 4 hours away from my friend, for his sake.