Advice taken I will butter my friend with gravy while he's sleeping.

I argued with my parents for an hour, finally sitting in the bathroom for ten minutes, because I thought my parents' toothbrushes had that spinning feature instead of mine.

That the admins even allowed this:

I made a rocket in kerbal space program... I forgot the engines....

burns paper

crushes the paper with leg

"oh taTrs Ot!"

> falls backwards off chair in class

> into empty bin

;-;

• sits on a chair
• wants to sleep
• make the chair falls backwards

teh only thing not making me hurt is my hands because the floor is stone!

I dropped my phone in a cup of water, and forgot about it until next day. The water had frozen. Good thing it was a Nokia!

• someone other than me plays a laptop
• crushes the laptop

*the laptop splits to two parts: monitor and keyboard*

Me:"OOOHHH NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEESSSSS"