granted but because it is an liquid and not contained, the pixel is dissipated.

I wish for 1T snow, near my house.

Yes, i mean 1Tonne.

I'm assuming 1T means 1 tonne of, so...

Granted, but the snow crushes you.

I wish for a lifetime subscription to Spotify. 

Spotify's servers were undergoing maintenance just while you tried to have that subscription.

I wish for 1,000 kilograms of poop to crush on [REDACTED FOR BIEBER HATE]

The anti-Bieberhate Police Service (ABHPS) divert the poop to over your house and it kills you.

I wish to be part of the ABHPS (just because I h8 h8rz)

However, since you hate haters, that makes you yourself a hater. Since you hate yourself, you grab a knife and stab yourself to death.

I wish for a desktop particle accelerator that actually works, and can produce every known subatomic particle.

i put your face in the particle accelerator, causing your face to overheat and flame due to heat released to produce the subatomic particles.

i wish for an contained (by solids) LCD pixel.

Wish granted but since your brother wished for antimatter, your house blew up. killing you.

I wish for Earth to blow up, i'm on Duna in the Kerben system (KSP anyone?) in a seperate universe. 

Granted. However, I blew it up by opening a wormhole near it, causing the planet to be torn apart by the tidal forces. The wormhole just so happens to lead to the Kerbal system, where Duna is struck by the massive numbers of asteroids that came through the wormhole.

I wish for the universe to collapse, as well as every other universe.

Granted, but an big dimensonal teardown stops any velocity, causing only single universe collapsed.

i wish for an giganatic (1000MM3) wooden planet crashes with sun