@gamax92 (View Post)

 It is red with the blood of your closest friends.

I wish I had a .5 Molar solution of Sodium Hydroxide in a container that can hold 1 Litre of liquid.

the rest of the container holds a substance that is extremely reactive to SHO (Sodium Hydroxide).

I wish utopia could be achieved.

However, the atoms in the chocolate are extremely ionized. They cause a massive electrical discharge which kills you.

I wish that my exams were not so long.

They're shorter, but exponentially harder.

I wish people werent so mean.

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he burns and runs inside your house and burns it down

i wish that i was immune to all diseases and poisons

Granted. Someone stabs you.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

you do, but everything you control comes flying towards you. (ex. a rock hitting your face.)

I wish I didn't have to wake up early in the morning.

Granted. You sleep in and get fired/late slip. Since you were trying for the employee of the month/perfect attendance award, you commit suicide.

I wish I had a beluga whale.