@lefouduroi (View Post)
I shoot you with a lead round. The bullet penetrates your skin, but is not fast enough to go through you. The entry wound heals over and you are slowly poisoned by the lead inside you.

I wish YouTube was YouTube again.

YouTube administrators don't listen to you.

 

I wish I could meet any person I wanted to.

Everyone you meet is paid to run you over with a tank.

 

I wish I had infinite lives.

You get infinite lives. In mario.

 

I wish I had polyester pants.

Granted. They are several sizes too small for you.

 

I wish I could speak fluent German.

Granted, you never go to Germany.

 

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted. You eat it. It has: Lead, chocolate, tomatoes, Polonium, Cyanide, Rotten Shark (Hakarl in Icelandic) , Sausage, Gravy , a Mix of pesticides and Casu Marzu (Sardinian Sheep Milk Cheese that contains Live Larva). The bread is good. You Die instantly.    

 

I wish for a fully functional Star Wars Light Saber.

 

 

 

granted. You accudentally cut yourself with it.

 

I wish to talk to god.

You did. You talked with the hell god and he gets you die.

 

I wish I do not have to code anymore, someone helps me to code everything instantly.

Granted. I give you a program that generates code instantly, but it only creates computer viruses.

 

I wish for a one milligram chunk of polonium encased inside a ten centimeter diameter bullet-proof glass sphere. It cannot cause me any harm, because the glass blocks all of the alpha particles that the polonium emits, and there are not enough beta and gamma emissions to cause harm.