Granted. You teleported back in time, only to become stuck to another person's body. Finally, the parodox generated causes you to vanish from existance.

I wish for a quantum computer.

You get one. It's really bad and runs at 1fps. you rage and destroy it.

I want.....a.......calamari ring.

I'm not going to forget about it, it can't be lethal or poisonous, it can't kill me or make me sick. And it tastes good. :) And no defects with my mouth , i have one and can eat. And nobody can steal it from me. And I know how to eat it. HA!

You get a ring.But the place where you eat it is Hiroshima,August 6,1945.

I wish I had a pebble.

You get a pebble, but you forgot what a pebble was.

I want.....a.......calamari ring.

I'm not going to forget about it, it can't be lethal or poisonous, it can't kill me or make me sick. And it tastes good. :) And no defects with my mouth , i have one and can eat. And nobody can steal it from me. And I know how to eat it. And I'm not eating it anywhere dangerous. And nothing can come in to kill or assasinate me. HA!

You get a ring.But you have no stomach.

I wish for a hat.

Granted. It has mercury in it, due to type of dye used.

I wish for a room-temperature superconductor that is not hazardous in any possible way.

you get the superconductor, but it soon melts due to it being room temperature and not being constantly cooled.

I wish for my homework to be done while I still learn what it means.

You lose it on the way to school.

I wish for this sentence to not refer to itself.

Wait what? uhhh granted? but you die (lol)

I want.....a.......calamari ring.

I'm not going to forget about it, it can't be lethal or poisonous, it can't kill me or make me sick. And it tastes good. :) And no defects with my mouth , i have one and can eat. And nobody can steal it from me. And I know how to eat it. And I'm not eating it anywhere dangerous. And nothing can come in to kill or assasinate me. And I have a digestive system (stomach, intestines, teeth, etc. the whole works). HA!

You realise you have a raw calamari ring, one of several wiggling and squirming in your hands...

You suddenly decide to turn vegetarian...

I wish my precious gold were safe locked in this box...

• wrapped in chains
• sealed in iron
• swathed in blankets
• sealed in concrete
• encased in a tomb
• cursed with a curse
• surrounded by traps
• defended by ghosts
• closed within a tomb
• in a long forgotten pyramid (undiscovered)
• buried bellow the earth (pyramid and all)
• under the weight of a mountain
• surrounded by a great wall
• under the cover of a giant dome
• on another planet
• in another galaxy
• away from all harm (including black holes)
• un-ravaged by time

That said, it may not be 100% safe, so I wish it were so…