Text Adventure Revived!
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Your chains rust, you don't know how you thought that would break the chains.
> fire at the chains with your Uzi.
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ugh.......
Chains start deteriating (eroding) (spelling)
>Lion comes near and helps bite chains after you gave him the partly digested beef shank.
>l lion
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the lion >l you. you begin a staring contest.
>l lion continously
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The laws of Existance don't work like that. Even on a good day. Please rewrite and reimport module.
The lion gets up on his hindlegs and puts on his neat, zebra-print tophat. He says quite plainly that he doesn't much like being treated as an animal but thanks you quite perfusely for the beef shank and would love to have a cup of tea with you later.
> Accept.
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you sit down at the table with a strangely sophisticated lion as he offer's you sugar for your tea but realises he has no sugar left.
>i for sugar.
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You don't have sugar. You look up from your pockets to see that the lion is gone. He left a note on the table.
> Read the note.
